Sitting at work feels rather futile. I'm being paid to cruise around the internet and think of things that other people would enjoy seeing on the internet. We don't have enough programmers in the office to possibly create all of my inane ideas (like a fortune cookie widget) nd so my hours get cut to two days of doing...the same thing I do at home when I'm not practicing or doing homework. The difference is that at work, I vocalize my weird ideas that people would enjoy instead of say, staring at the wall and thinking about them to my heart's content.
Things the internet needs more of in my opinion:
*Music filter - you put in the kind of music you like and it filters your friend requests on myspace to weed out that morons who email you with their heinous songs and expect you to love them
*John Krasinski - like Zack Braff, but not an idiot. He has yet to make a movie that panders to faux indie hipsters and so I like him better. Plus, he's tall, so as my friend Jake pointed out, if we had babies they'd average out to normal size. I should totally say this to him if we ever meet. I should also tell him about my dream that involved him and a flame thrower.
*People who love me - based on statistical research (ie pure self serving extrapolation) there should be people on the internet who love me. These people should read my journal and buy my songs like there is no tomorrow because I'm that amazing.
*Fortune cookie messages- seriously. I am going to make my company make these things. Don't say I didn't warn you.
In good news, I have ben actively picking up new tutoring clients. In bad news, one of them has already called me 3 times today and only wants to pay me $20 an hour. Things could be worse. It could be like the family that didn't pay me for 4 months. I should stop bitching about families not paying me exhorbitant amounts of money but it makes me angry that I worked for $21 an hour for *unspecified tutoring company* and they in fact charged $130 an hour. $130??! And I saw $21??? NOT COOL.
I've decided that I want a nerdy boyfriend again. I keep meeting these awesome guys by complete accident and then not following up really or writing them and then not hearing back or you know...hiding my face in a book when they are trying to talk to me at a coffee shop. I want someone to cater to my random thoughts and desire for snuggling in cold weather, who will make fun of me while worshipping the ground I walk on. I'm going through a bratty phase and frankly I want someone to indulge me so I can be level headed while working and going to school.
Ok internet, I think this is your cue to bring me John Krasinski. Now.
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