Only girls can have multiple blogs, right?

Some background info: I work at a company that manages layout sites. Users submit these layouts and with them, descriptions. One would assume that when asked to describe a purple teddy bear and pink polka dots, people would write something like "Oh, that's a purple teddy bear with some pink polka dots in the background." This would be an incorrect assumption.

Layout: Black background with pink and blue swirls
Description: This layuot is so cute and it expresses love in a sexy way.True compassion and it promises the insight of romance!

Does this make sense to anyone? This person's grip on the english language is so loose that phrases are just slipping through their fingertips and spilling all over the internet. This is one of the better descriptions too. There are the fantastic non-sensical ones that proclaim things such as 'This liazout is the beste YO! ADD me" or the ones that says things like "be ballin wit me naz to seef my moni." Sometimes, I wonder what goes through people's heads when they are typing this sort of stuff. There has to be some cognative process that makes a person hit these keys and think it's a good idea. What that process is? I have no idea. All I know is that since I took this job, my faith in general humanity has been sliding down the drain.

Being that our beloved boss is out of the office, Eli and I took the opportunity to figure out if our company webcam works. It does. Neither of us are technologically savvy enough to figure out how to transfer the videos from one computer to the next, much less on to the internet. We work for a tech company. My life is a joke.